Cow Bell Resort

Meat is murder - I understand that - but what if itcharity.
weren't murder? Would it be alright to eat it, then?It seems to me that in this case, eating those deer
The reason I was thinking of this was that I almostis almost virtuous.This is fine so far, because basically
hit a couple of wild turkeys while driving to workI'm still talking about road-kill, tasty road-kill, but
today and it occurred to me that if I had hit them itroad-kill nonetheless. And most meat just isn't
wouldn't be murder at all and their meat would beobtained in this way. But what if all the meat that
free of the stigma of cruelty that taints most meat.was consumed in America came from animals that
And I should be able to eat themwith a cleardied from natural causes? Would anybody have any
conscience. (In Wisconsin if you hit wild animals youproblems with that?Here's how I think it would work
are allowed to keep the meat for yourself, so it alsofor, say, beef. Instead of cattle farms you would
would have been total legal. I suppose you can't tryhave cattle communities. These 'cattle communities'
to hit them and you have to stay on the road, butwould be set up so that they provided everything a
other than that it's okay).That example wascow would need to live a long fulfilling cow life. It
hypothetical, but I've got a real-life one that makeswould be a resort almost for them. They would
my point better. A co-worker of mine - a vegetarianreceive the finest care available till they gently close
- hit five deer at one time on the road, then donatedtheir eyes at the end of their happy lives.Then we
the venison to a food shelf. Here you have aeat them.Steve Sommers is the author of Breakfast
non-meat-eater providing un-murdered meat forwith the Antichrist.