Even Pandas Suffer From Impotence

They're cute and cuddly but sadly they can't get it"Barely a quarter of adult pandas in captivity are
up! Yes, Virginia, even pandas suffer from impotencebreeding, and the few that do are not contributing to
and nothing it seems can help these furry animalsthe survival of their wild relatives," added BBC News
mate. Not even Viagra!environment correspondent Alex Kirby.
This was reported by Chinese officials who said thatIn the 1990s, authorities experimented with Chinese
the creature's innate modesty may prove to be itsmedicine to boost the pandas' dwindling sex drive.
undoing. Authorities are alarmed that the shy pandasZhang Hemin, director of the Wolong Nature Reserve
may soon be extinct unless they have sex soon.in the central province of Sichuan, said the herbal
For years, scientists have struggled to boost themedicine worked but it also made the males
dwindling panda population that now numbers lesshot-tempered that the experiment had to be
than a thousand. Poaching and loss of habitat havediscontinued.
greatly reduced the number of pandas worldwide.Scientists then turned to the anti-impotence drug
The few that inhabit China face extinction due toViagra, hoping it would have the same effect in
their celibate nature.pandas. Pandas normally mate for about 30 seconds
"Pandas, which have relatively low fertility rates evenand Viagra could reportedly extend that to 20
in the wild, lose virtually all interest in sex once theyminutes.
are in captivity," according to BBC News.Unfortunately, that didn't work either.
Researchers are at a loss to explain this strangeSixteen-year-old male panda Zhuang Zhuang (Chinese
behavior. Some say captivity prevents them fromfor "Strong Strong") took the drug but nothing
indulging in elaborate mating rituals. Others believehappened. Wang Pengyan, deputy director of the
they are not interested in mating with partnersreserve, said he had no intention of giving Viagra to
chosen for them. Still, others say all they want is aother pandas although others believe Zhuang Zhuang
little privacy and the attention they're getting fromwasn't a good candidate.
the public is not good for them."You can't say Viagra has no results on pandas. We
"Who would want to mate in front of an audience?"used the wrong panda. That panda basically has no
asked Sally Nicholson of the World Wildlife Fundcapability," said Guo Feng, a scientific researcher at
(WWF) on captive pandas' aversion to sex.Wolong.