| I get a kick out of men's jokes. I think there is | | | | starts.Babe Lehrer in her book, Men, They Just Don't |
| possibly a kernel of truth to each one, even though I | | | | Get It!, which has some marvelous short stories from |
| know they don't apply to me . . . well, not everyone, | | | | women, has a few men quotations that I really like, |
| anyway.Here are my top 12 Men's Jokes:How many | | | | also. They are not really jokes. They are more like |
| men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? | | | | observations.Here are five quotations from Men, |
| Who knows? - Does it ever happen?How can you tell | | | | They Just Don't Get It!The trouble with some |
| soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't | | | | women is that they get all excited about nothing and |
| affectionate out of bed.How was Colonel Sanders a | | | | then they marry him!Women don't make fools of |
| typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, | | | | men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.On |
| and thighs.How is being at a singles bar different from | | | | birthdays, the wise husband forgets the past - but |
| going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't | | | | never the present.What do you do when you |
| talk.Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're | | | | boyfriend walks out? Close the door.No husband has |
| hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work | | | | ever been shot while doing the dishes.Finally, I have |
| half of the time.What's the difference between a | | | | one observation from my wife. I've been known to |
| new husband and a new dog? | | | | express myself vociferously after consuming |
| A. A dog is always happy to see you | | | | caffeine. Peg stopped me cold one morning by |
| B. A dog only takes a couple of months to | | | | saying, "You know, one more cup of coffee and I |
| trainWhat is the thinnest book in the world? What | | | | can legally kill you."Don Doman is a published author, |
| men know about women.How can you tell if a man is | | | | video producer, and corporate trainer. He owns the |
| aroused? He's breathing.What's the difference | | | | business training site Ideas and Training ( which he |
| between men and government bonds? Bonds | | | | says is the home of the no-hassle "free preview" for |
| mature.How do you save a man from drowning? | | | | business training videos. He also works with clients |
| Take your foot off his head.What is a man's idea of | | | | like Babe Lehrer ( whose popular book Men, They |
| doing housework? Lifting his feet so you can vacuum | | | | Just Don't Get It! points out communication and |
| underneath.Why do black widow spiders kill their | | | | relationship differences between the sexes. |
| males after mating? To stop the snoring before it | | | | |